Too much humor for such an early hour. I'd like to point out, though, that it's ten hours later in Israel, where Noam is.

Also, the videos need to be watched. Trust me, you'll be happy you watched them.

Crystal says (8:38AM):
So, I decided that you NEED your green card and you NEED to marry me for it and we NEED to do this at our wedding: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=player_embedded

Crystal says (8:39 AM):
These options are not debatable.

Noam says (8:45 AM):
I disagree with you. Instead, I want someone to do this when he brings the rings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFNTmbtA0X4

Noam says (8:48 AM):
Maybe in Green Lantern fashion, with the Green Lantern Ring

Noam says (8:48 AM):
I can't dance for my life

Crystal says (8:48 AM):
ME NEITHER!

Noam says (8:52 AM):
Oh, and I promise you: even if we use the Superman rutine, I will not be using it to skip on anything

Crystal says (8:52 AM):
I can just imagine us dancing our way to the altar, then you ripping off your tux, running off dressed as superman, and I never see you again.

Noam says (8:52 AM):
Up Up and Oi Vey

Where I'm at My room How I'm feeling cheerful What I'm listening to Flogging Molly - Every Dog Has His Day

I'm so frustrated.

I thought I was being discharged today, then they said I'm being discharged tomorrow. But now that the gastrointestinal surgeon has reviewed me, I guess I'm getting actual surgery tomorrow. I can't get him to spend two seconds explaining what kind though.

I will be in the hospital at least until Thursday. Maybe Friday.

If you have time, visitors are appreciated. I'm stuck in a bed with little do. I'm at Long Beach Memorial on Atlantic and Spring, room 540.

I think William wants to break up with me. We just had a really big fight which all started with just a misunderstanding but he refused to accept that it was a misunderstanding - I called him and had him on speakerphone in my car. He couldn't hear me at first so I said loudly and clearly, "Where are you?" and he insists I was yelling and it all stemmed from there and it ended with him kicking me out of his work, which he had invited me to come to today so I could bathe Splinter.

It was really intense and I don't know what to do right now.

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