Workplace shenanigans. Leif, you'll get this.
(Note: Santino has always insisted that Leif and I are having an affair, which of course is absurd.)
Santino: I want to take my niece to see the Mary Poppins play.
Crystal: Tickets are $330 for the Orchestra seating.
Santino: That's the seats I want.
Crystal: You're going to buy two $300 tickets for a play? You have that much money to spare?
Santino: HEY. It's worth it to see the smile on a child's face.
Crystal: What do you consider a child? I'm younger than you. I'll smile for $300.
Santino: Sure, if you admit that you slam Leif at the office.
Crystal: I did NOT... .... ... Okay. Totally. I did. $300 please.
I didn't get my $300. :(
Crystal: Why don't you dictate that to Christina?
Santino: Woah, pervert. This is a workplace.